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3.57sWell, I'm gonna take action. It's time to check on my retirement fund.
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2.94sDamn. Still only a hundred dollars.
2.47sA penny saved is a penny earned.
2.67sAlso, could you get some athlete's foot cream for my face?
3.12sHe's right. I've got to start investing wisely.
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1.87sWell, down to my last lottery ticket.
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1.87sCherry.
2.67sCherry!
1.78sMule. Crud!
2.75sSo, you got six bucks left to retire on.
2.17sI recommend Tender Vittles.
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3.39sYou're opening a retirement account for six dollars?
3.1sI'm sure a wealthy-- -- mule farmer like yourself...
2.57sis aware that we charge a ten dollar monthly fee.
0.53sYou gotta spend money to make money.
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4.05sHere you are, sir. Your account is now overdrawn by four dollars.
3.4sGeez. I've seen lines move faster in the sperm bank.
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