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1.54sHuzzah. Huzzah.
3.02sHooray for me! Hooray for Zoidberg!
2.24sI will now read the mandatory speech.
5.66s"Dear Employee: Has it really been five, ten or 15 years?
3.04sIf not, please disregard this and get back to work."
2.5sDistribute token of appreciation and applaud.
1.74s
2.1sLook! Coupons!
2.87sI can get two oil changes for the price of one!
2sNow if I could only afford the one.
2.77sAnd the car. Ah, the years.
2.07sSo many memories.
3.74sSo many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies.
3.47sYes, yes. Now here's your pension statement.
3.24sIt's empty because you haven't paid into it, you dumb stinkbug!
2.77sYou kept track of it all these years.
2.03s
0.76sOh, no! I'm boned!
1.97sI haven't paid into the pension, either.
1.96sWhat'll I do when I retire?
0.74sI thought you were retired.
2.3sHey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
3.85sI got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.