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5.64sThe C.I.A. Cafeteria menu for the week of May 15 is as follows.
2.07sMonday, shepherd's pie.
2.57sTues-- Cuckoo.
2.74sLet me guess. He thinks he's Lincoln?
1.93sWell, he's supposed to. The problem is,
3.22she's got multiple personalities-- all of 'em Lincoln.
5.14sI was born in two hundred log cabins.
2.07sAnd this here is Frankie.
3.77sHe's convinced he's a lunchroom worker. So they put him to work in the lunchroom.
2.82sHow is workin' the lunchroom, Frankie?
3.89s- It's all right.
- Poor Frankie.
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2.6sChange places!
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1.97sBender, I can't take much more of this.
1.7sI want outta here!
1.61sAre you crazy? This place is great.
3.55sElectroshock whenever you want it. Two Lincolns for every Napoleon.
2.07sAhhh!
2.37sSweet light crude.