Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.5sOh, man, what a day.
2.1sI'd kill for a beer.
2.52sUh, right away, sir.
1.93sI-I-I don't want no trouble.
1.4s
3.9sHmm. I'd stab somebody for a pickle.
0.62s
1.54s
3.85sGive me some peanuts. Bup, bup, bup. You didn't say you'd kill me.
2.65sI'll kill you if you don't give me some peanuts.
2.4sHe-Here you go, mister.
2.79s
0.53s
0.79s
4.25sToday's readings come from Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.
0.45s
2.89sWell, maybe just Matthew and Mark.
0.42s
2.4sAmen.
0.8s
0.87s
3.27s
3.07sNext on the Springfield Death Tour...