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3.8sAw, the poor thing's in pain.
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4.57sWhat he needs is a visit from kindly old Dr. Foot.
2.75sHold it right there, Dr. Foot.
3.14sYou're about to kill an endangered species--
0.47sthe screamapillar.
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2.64sWhich has chosen your yard as its home.
2.05sFine. I won't kill it.
2.07sFinish the job.
2.5sMr. Simpson, allowing an endangered species to die...
4.29sis a federal offense under the Reversal of Freedoms Act of 1994.
4.3sYou are now legally responsible for the safety and well-being of this screamapillar.
2.87sEverything you need to know is in this pamphlet.
2.22s"Screamapillar Care Tips."
2.35sWow. Look at all this stuff.
2.8s"Without constant reassurance, it will die.
2.1sIt's sexually attracted to fire."
2.4sAre you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?
2.92sHey, what's God gonna do, make my wife leave me again?
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