2.87sEverything you need to know is in this pamphlet.
2.22s"Screamapillar Care Tips."
2.35sWow. Look at all this stuff.
2.8s"Without constant reassurance, it will die.
2.1sIt's sexually attracted to fire."
2.4sAre you sure God doesn't want it to be dead?
2.92sHey, what's God gonna do, make my wife leave me again?