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2.64swith stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
3.34sYou see, there are some crybabies out there--
3.04sreligious types mostly-- who might be offended.
4.4sIf you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now.
1.9sCome on. I dare ya.
3.79sChicken.
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2.7sHey.
4.17sHomer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
2.84sNo. I swear on this Bible.
3.2sThat's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
2.44sOoh, fuzzy.
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