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3.02sGood evening. I've been asked to tell you...
2.64sthat the following show is very scary,
2.64swith stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
3.34sYou see, there are some crybabies out there--
3.04sreligious types mostly-- who might be offended.
4.4sIf you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now.
1.9sCome on. I dare ya.
3.79sChicken.
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2.7sHey.
4.17sHomer, did you just call everyone "chicken"?
2.84sNo. I swear on this Bible.
3.2sThat's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
2.44sOoh, fuzzy.
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