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4.04sBut this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle.
2.6sIt's about a certain house in our town.
0.65sWhat's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbin'?
2.59sNo.
2.3sIt's a house of ill fame.
2.47sA house of loose ethics.
3.84sIs there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?
1.95sThe house is perfectly fine!
3.59sWell, then quit bad-mouthing the house! Yeah, leave the house alone!
3.77sOh, geez! It's what's inside the house that's disgraceful.
2.87sDrinking, gambling and debauchery.
4.45sIt's right under our noses-- a secret house of burlesque.
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2.1sThat's right.
1.78sThat's-- That's not good.
3.6sPeople, this is an issue that we, as a town, are strong enough to ignore.
2.65sLet us give no more scrutiny to this bawdy house...
2.97sand its small clientele of loyal perverts.