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2.1sIt's a light-pink '87 wagon.
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2.57sAnd after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months,
2.84sI have determined it is not feasible to construct...
2.75sa super-train between Springfield and Aruba.
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2.28sNext on the agenda is, uh,
2.64sthe Citizens' Committee on Moral Hygiene.
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2.9sI'm here to share my moral outrage.
4.04sBut this time it's not about that giant inflatable Dos Equis bottle.
2.6sIt's about a certain house in our town.
0.65sWhat's wrong with this house? Is it the plumbin'?
2.59sNo.
2.3sIt's a house of ill fame.
2.47sA house of loose ethics.
3.84sIs there a building code violation? A drainage issue? A surveying error?
1.95sThe house is perfectly fine!
3.59sWell, then quit bad-mouthing the house! Yeah, leave the house alone!
3.77sOh, geez! It's what's inside the house that's disgraceful.
2.87sDrinking, gambling and debauchery.