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0.48sI think I know what Springfield wants, sugar.
2.17sOh?
0.67sI've lived in this town for 37 years.
4.67sI've lived here 52 years.
0.5sI'm third generation.
1.3sSixth.
2.34sGet out of my town!
3.07sListen, darlin', we're just as much a part of Springfield...
3.22sas the church, the library or the crazy house.
4.67s- So I think I'll stay right here, neighbor.
- Is that so?
3.37sWell, sleazy entertainment and raunchy jokes...
3.74swill never be as popular as sobriety and self-denial.
3.44sYou're about to learn the two most dangerous words...
3.27sin the English language are "Marge Simpson."
1.67s
2.1sIt's a light-pink '87 wagon.
1.79s
2.57sAnd after visiting the area for, uh, the past two months,
2.84sI have determined it is not feasible to construct...
2.75sa super-train between Springfield and Aruba.
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2.28sNext on the agenda is, uh,
2.64sthe Citizens' Committee on Moral Hygiene.