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3.35sWe're having kelp burgers, and we're going to watch a tape of johnny Arvik.
1.75sHe's the Eskimo comedian.
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1.55sFaster, Mom! Faster!
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2.94sOh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz.
2.97sHe got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
2.07sSo who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
0.43sWell, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo.
2.74sEep.
1.73sThe jokes are in the breast pocket.
2.39sIf you get in trouble, there's a switch...
2.54sthat makes the bow tie spin.
3.77sHeh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
3.87sI'd love to go, but I-- I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.
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4.04sBut I gotta tell ya, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers.
2.05sThey invented the loose-leaf system.
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4.39sIf there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.