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4.04sBut I gotta tell ya, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers.
2.05sThey invented the loose-leaf system.
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4.39sIf there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.
3.82sIt's 11:00. Do you know where your children are?
2.47sI told you last night, no!
2.4sWhere is Bart anyway?
2.52sHis dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
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2.75sBart, where are you?
4.27sCome on. I have to be up at 6:00 a.m. to swipe Flanders's newspaper.
5.94sWhat the-- "President Eisenhower celebrates 40th wedding anniversary.
3.35sNot pictured, Mrs. Eisenhower."
2.45sI'm sorry. This is all my fault.
3.89sBart was filling in for-- I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz.
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