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2.94sOh, that was our emcee, Mel Zetz.
2.97sHe got out of bed too fast and broke his hip.
2.07sSo who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
0.43sWell, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo.
2.74sEep.
1.73sThe jokes are in the breast pocket.
2.39sIf you get in trouble, there's a switch...
2.54sthat makes the bow tie spin.
3.77sHeh, nudist colonies are everywhere these days.
3.87sI'd love to go, but I-- I can't get the wrinkles out of my birthday suit.
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4.04sBut I gotta tell ya, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers.
2.05sThey invented the loose-leaf system.
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4.39sIf there's a bad bookkeeping joke, I haven't heard it.
3.82sIt's 11:00. Do you know where your children are?
2.47sI told you last night, no!
2.4sWhere is Bart anyway?
2.52sHis dinner is getting all cold and eaten.
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2.75sBart, where are you?