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1.13sIt's his best friend.
2.15sLois, it'll just be another mouth to feed.
2.1sI'll--I'll take care of Woody, son.
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1.62sWhat was that? Nothing. Let's go.
1.88sGo where? I-If there's no food in quahog,
2.77swhat makes you think there's gonna be food anywhere else?
4.4sLois, Everyone knows there are only 2 things that can survive a nuclear holocaust,
1.62scockroaches and Twinkees.
2.1sAnd there's a Twinkee factory in Natick.
0.8sTwinkees?
1.83sYeah. I saw a story about them on A&E.
3.7sAnd now back to A&E's Biography, Twinkee the Kid.
1.38sIt--it was, uh,
2.54sIt was difficult for Twink to play with other children.
1.63sHe--he--He was different.
2.27sHe was definitel-- He--He had no bones.
2.62sAnd he couldn't really play any sports.
3sYeah. And That's, y'know, why we got him the lasso.
3.7sHe'd spend hours in the backyard playing Wonder Woman.
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1.32sHe's gonna kill me.
1.9sHe l-loved that lasso. He--he rea--
1.75sNot as much as the baton.
3.54sBut, uh, we--we put a--a stop to the baton.