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3.85sI'm gonna have your father flood the basement so you can get some more exercise.
2.9sYes, Yes. I do seem to have gained a bit of girth.
1.83sActually, my gullet seems to be rumbling.
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1.52sAh! There we are.
1.83sOh, I say. I've laid an egg!
1.57sOh, That wasn't so bad.
3.47sI don't know what these women are always complaining abouT-- Ahh!
2sAttention, New quahogians.
3.54sToday, my vision for our future comes true.
1.2sA chicken in every pot,
1.63sand a cap in every ass!
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1.28sPeter, put that away!
2.08sWhere did you get the metal for all those guns?
3.1sRecycling. I used the pipes from our irrigation systeM.
2.23sAre you crazy? You destroyed all our water pipes?
2.29sWe don't need guns! We need food and water!
1.12sI have a canker sore on my lip!
2sAnd I keep poking at it with my tongue!
1.63sBut that's only making it worsE!
2.1sLook, There's a reason I'm in charge here, all right?
2.07sI'm the one who knew the world was gonna end.
3.04sI'm the one who found the Twinkee factory and started this town.
2.38sAnd I'm the one who gave elocution lessons to Rosie Perez.
1.82sThat's nothin' to be proud of!
3.27sDon't be stupid! She speak good and everything!