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2.57sIf you want to become a citizen, you have to get a job.
2.25sWell, Before the disaster, I was a physician.
2.2sThat's terrific. We need a doctor.
1.65sWe sure do. Let's hope you get it.
1.9sNow pick a job out of the hat.
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2.05sAh! "Village idiot." That's a good one.
2.55sOn Tuesdays, you get to wave your penis at traffic.
2.03sCongratulations.
2.45sPetEr, Maybe we should've just let him be a doctor.
3.07sNo! These are the rules of New quahog.
2.32sBesides, that's how everyone else got their jobs.
1.15sGo!
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2.94sY-You see, Doc, my back tooth is killin' me.
1.1sahh!
2.03sAnd things have worked out fine so far.
3.65sPeter, no offense, but that's because we all pitched in.
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