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4.22sThat's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
5.14sYou have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson Syndrome."
0.42sOh, why me?
3.1sDon't worry. It's quite beneficial.
3.97sYour brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal.
2.92sIt's almost as if you're wearing a football helmet inside your own head.
5.52sWhy, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.
2.1sBut I have other appointments.
3.35sAll right, Homer. Let's see the left.
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2.74sOkay. Let's see the right.
2.72sjust a second.
2.97sWhen you're ready. All right, I'm ready.
3.34sWait a minute. All right.
2.08sWait a minute. Just a sec.
2.29sOkay, punching isn't your thing, but that's okay.
1.97sYou're not that kind of fighter.
4.77sWhat you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching.