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3.34sWait a minute. All right.
2.08sWait a minute. Just a sec.
2.29sOkay, punching isn't your thing, but that's okay.
1.97sYou're not that kind of fighter.
4.77sWhat you're gonna do is stand there while your opponent gets exhausted from over-punching.
0.43sThen I can just push him over.
1.89sThat's right.
2.77sAnd if the ref's not looking, you can kick him a couple of times.
1.53sWho's gonna knock you down?
2.03sNo one! When are you gonna fight back?
1.84sNever! What are you gonna do?
1.94s- Nothin'!
- That's my boy!
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2.97sMan, you'd never get me into a ring.
2.5sBoxing causes brain damage.
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3.22sOkay, you're fightin' a guy named Boxcar Bob.
2.47sBrawled his way up from the boxcars, did he?
2.5sUh, no, not yet. He still lives at the train yard.
1.94sBut he's a hungry young fighter.
2.74sIn fact, he's actually fightin' for a sandwich.
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2.87sHomer, I want you to have my lucky mitts.
2.43sI hope you do better with 'em than I did.
2.74sGee, thanks, Moe. What's this?