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2.95sand you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school.
3.77sBefore you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
2.17sNo problemo.
2.9s- A competent doctor!
- D'oh!
2.75sWell, sir, you more than meet...
4.79severy one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
4.22sThat's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
5.14sYou have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson Syndrome."
0.42sOh, why me?
3.1sDon't worry. It's quite beneficial.
3.97sYour brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal.
2.92sIt's almost as if you're wearing a football helmet inside your own head.
5.52sWhy, I could wallop you all day with this surgical two-by-four without ever knocking you down.