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3.85sYou know Lucius Sweet? He's one of the biggest names in boxing.
2.57sHe's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King,
2sand he looks just like him too.
4.07sYeah, he was my manager. Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me.
2.67sBut, somehow, I just never made it to the big time.
0.67sWhy not?
2.79s'Cause I got knocked out 40 times in a row.
2.62sThat, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.
0.73sLousy Democrats.
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2.69sHomer, of all the crazy ideas you've had,
2.63sthis one ranks somewhere in the middle.
2.4sYou're 38 years old, you don't know how to box,
2.95sand you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school.
3.77sBefore you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
2.17sNo problemo.
2.9s- A competent doctor!
- D'oh!
2.75sWell, sir, you more than meet...
4.79severy one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.
4.22sThat's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.