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2.54sa snooty butler, carpeted Carports,
2.24sthose blue cupcakes they sell sometimes--
3.1sBut you'll get killed! Marge! Will you let me finish?
3.44sPlug-in room deodorizers, front and rear spoilers for the car.
4sMom's right, Dad. The odds against you winning are a thousand to one.
2.2sWell, I don't think it's that unlikely.
2sThose are the odds they're givin' in Vegas.
4.17sAll right, I think we've heard just about enough from Mr. Newspaper today.
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3.67sSociety put Drederick Tatum away for his brutal crime.
5.27sBut he's paid his debt, and now he's going to get revenge...
1.98son Homer Simpson.
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3.52sThat's your daddy.
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3.12sT-shirts! Get your T-shirts.
2.9sTell 'em where you been by wearin' a T-shirt!
2.05sYou'll be okay, Dad.
4.52sjust make sure he hits you an even number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.