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2.9sWhoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan.
2.44sYou must be a devil with the ladies.
2.42sHey, I-- That-- Oh.
4.27sGee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but, uh, no receipt, no return.
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2.08sI'll give you four bucks for it.
1.93sVery well.
2.27sI must hurry back to my comic book store,
2.4swhere I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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1.93sWow!
3.24sI bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that.
2.85sThis isn't a belt. It's a tactical pants retaining system.
1.97sCheck it out. Compass, matches,
4.45swhistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector,
4.91ssphygmomanometer, and it's even got turn signals.