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2.4swhere I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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1.93sWow!
3.24sI bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that.
2.85sThis isn't a belt. It's a tactical pants retaining system.
1.97sCheck it out. Compass, matches,
4.45swhistle, saw, panic button, squirrel snare, radon/lie detector,
4.91ssphygmomanometer, and it's even got turn signals.
2.2s- Wow, neat!
- Uh-oh!
2.62sHey, Simpson, wanna trade belts?
1.73sWell, not really,
3.4s'cause yours is just a piece of extension cord.
2.79sHey, dude, he's raggin' on your cord. Get him!
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2.15sNo running!
1.35sTime for a little evasive action.
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