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2.55sI'm giving you the beating of your life!
1.75sLook, if-- Stop that.
3.64sIf you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?
3.6sSmithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
2.55sWhoo-hoo! I'm a college man!
3.17sI won't need my high school diploma anymore!
3.24sI am so smart I am so smart
3.17sI am so smart I am so smart
3.3sS-M-R-T I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T
3.12sMy first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
2.37sHow long have you been back there? Three days.
2.15sHomer-- That isn't very nice.
1.72sMarge, try to understand.
3.95sThere are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds.