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2.04sExcellent!
1.85sIt's all falling into place.
3.79sI think this is a great opportunity. You could learn so much.
3.07sMaybe you're right. I did always want to go to college.
2.5sBut fate stood in the way.
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3sHomer, sign this application and you're a Shoo-in.
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2.9sThat dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!
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3sGive me that ham, you stupid dog!
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3.6sDad, don't let these application essays throw you.
4.04sLet's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life."
2.5s- Is TV Guide a book? Son of Sniglet?
- No. No.
1.58s- Katherine Hepburn's Me?
- No!
1.99sOhh! I suck!
4.75sIt was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
2.07sYou the man, Homer!