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2.27sYou must find the jade monkey...
2.44sbefore the next full moon.
1.93sActually, sir, we found the jade monkey.
2.07sIt was in your glove compartment.
2.47sAnd the road maps and ice scraper? They were in there too, sir.
2.04sExcellent!
1.85sIt's all falling into place.
3.79sI think this is a great opportunity. You could learn so much.
3.07sMaybe you're right. I did always want to go to college.
2.5sBut fate stood in the way.
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3sHomer, sign this application and you're a Shoo-in.
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2.9sThat dog has somebody's ham! This I gotta see!
1.87s
3sGive me that ham, you stupid dog!
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3.6sDad, don't let these application essays throw you.
4.04sLet's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life."
2.5s- Is TV Guide a book? Son of Sniglet?
- No. No.