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3sGive me that ham, you stupid dog!
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3.6sDad, don't let these application essays throw you.
4.04sLet's see: "List your three favorite books and how they've influenced your life."
2.5s- Is TV Guide a book? Son of Sniglet?
- No. No.
1.58s- Katherine Hepburn's Me?
- No!
1.99sOhh! I suck!
4.75sIt was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
2.07sYou the man, Homer!
2.94sThanks, boy. Now for the crowning touch.
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2.27sI don't know, Dad. Don't you have a better picture?
2.12sRelax. A photo can't make any difference.
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3.7sHe looks crazy. Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
2.3sFinally, the great taste of Worcestershire Sauce...
1.93sin a soft drink!