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3.02sThe only other college in 50 miles is Springfield A&M,
2.07sso they're our best target.
0.53sThose bastards.
2.65sMeet Sir Oinkcelot,
2.6sthe beloved mascot of Springfield A&M.
2.75sHere he is presiding over last year's homecoming.
3sHere he is conferring an honorary degree on Richard Nixon.
2.52sAnd here he is rolling in his own filth.
4.42sGentlemen, I propose we kidnap Sir Oinkcelot.
3.74sAnd then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!
2.82sWhat?
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2.67sLook, you pull its tail straight,
2.34sand it curls right back up again.
2.8sCurly, straight. Curly, straight.
2.57sCurly, straight. Curly, straight.
2.37sMr. Simpson, I don't think he likes that.
4.29sOf course he does. He's a cute little piggy.
3.07sCurly, straight. Curly, straight. Ow!