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1.99sOhh! I suck!
4.75sIt was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
2.07sYou the man, Homer!
2.94sThanks, boy. Now for the crowning touch.
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2.27sI don't know, Dad. Don't you have a better picture?
2.12sRelax. A photo can't make any difference.
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3.7sHe looks crazy. Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
2.3sFinally, the great taste of Worcestershire Sauce...
1.93sin a soft drink!
2.03sAhh! Steaky!
3.35sSorry, son, but there's a program about campus life that I really should watch.
2.2sWe now return to School of Hard Knockers,
1.93sstarring Corey Masterson.
4.6sDean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
2.84sAs you know, I am the president of the United States.
5.1sOh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chug-a-Lug House.