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2.75sYou don't know, do you? No, ma'am.
1.84sDon't worry, Simpson.
3.94sIt just so happens I have a chair at Springfield University.
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2.42sI'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object.
2.8sThis Simpson is not qualified.
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1.55sI see.
2.64sWell, you know, fellas, I look at the admissions board a lot like a baseball team.
2.1sYou all like baseball, don't you?
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4.04sYes, well, to have a successful baseball club you need teamwork.
3.59sNot some hot-dog admissions officer playing by his own rules!
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1.8sExcuse me. What are you doing?
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2.55sI'm giving you the beating of your life!
1.75sLook, if-- Stop that.
3.64sIf you wanted him that badly, why didn't you just say so?
3.6sSmithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage.
2.55sWhoo-hoo! I'm a college man!
3.17sI won't need my high school diploma anymore!