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2.79sI'll be a campus hero.
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1.42sAttention, everyone. The punch has been spiked!
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3.6sDon't worry. Your parents have been called and will be here to pick you up shortly!
0.5sYea!
4.02sMarge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
2.67sAnd unless movies and TV have lied to me,
2.77sit's a crusty, bitter, old dean.
2.74sHi there. Hello. I'm Dean Peterson, but you can call me Bobby.
4.1sI just want you to know, if you ever feel stressed out from studying or whatever,
2.27sI'm always up for some Hacky Sack.
4.55sOr if you just want to come by and jam, I used to be the bass player for the Pretenders.
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3.84sBoy, I can't wait to take some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt.
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3.87sGood morning and welcome to Nuclear Physics 101.
4.22sI see a lot of new faces, but you know the old saying--
3.04s"Out with the old, in with the nucleus."
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