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1.63sThat's kidz Newz. Good night.
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2.57sWay to go, Bart.
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3.97sThat wasn't news. That was sappy, manipulative drivel.
2.8sWell, I'm sorry you couldn't feel for old joe.
4.14sYou didn't feel for him either, you big fat phony. Bart, look up here.
3.24sThis is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't.
2.87sBotched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.
0.67sIt's Lisa.
1.6sMaryann's better.
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2.8sThey want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap,
2.1sthey'll be blowing their nose with a pancake.
2.47sThey call her the "Cat Lady."
4.54sPeople say she's crazy just because she has a few dozen cats.
4.3sBut can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?