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2.27sThere's no maybe about it, sir.
2.17sExcellent.
2sMarge, can I get a duck?
2.47sYou already have a monkey.
1.93sCan he get a duck?
2.2sNo!
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3.74sOne man, no ducks. Lisa.
1.63sThat's kidz Newz. Good night.
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2.57sWay to go, Bart.
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3.97sThat wasn't news. That was sappy, manipulative drivel.
2.8sWell, I'm sorry you couldn't feel for old joe.
4.14sYou didn't feel for him either, you big fat phony. Bart, look up here.
3.24sThis is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't.