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2.57sNo. No. No!
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3.9sMan, you'd think the quality would dip after 5,500 shows.
1.94sBut--
2.1sWell, the F.C.C. isn't laughing.
2.8sThey don't believe kids are learning anything from Itchy and Scratchy.
2.77sAw, please. What don't they learn?
2.94sDon't trust mice. Cats are made of glass.
2.03sOur license renewal is on the bubble.
2.57sWe need educational programming fast.
3.67sWhat about that Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour?
2.9sThat's barely legal as it is. Here's what I was thinking.
3.2sA newscast for kids by kids.
2.24sWell, you're not taking any time out of my show.
2.67sIt's jammed up as it is. There's the monologue,
2.67sthose idiot puppets, Krusty's nap time,
3.75sthe second monologue, Paul Harvey, Senor Pepino--
3.34sI tell ya, it's the tightest three hours and 10 minutes on TV.
0.38sWe're cutting 10 minutes from your show.
1.9sWell, I guess...
2.4swe could trim the hobo parade to a lean 20.
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