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0.5sBoring.
2.4sAnd now sports.
2.17sBart Simpson telling you to lock the doggy in the barn...
3.1s'cause here comes dodgeball action.
2.5sThe shirts continued their domination over the skins today.
2.47sAnd in school yard fights, the highly anticipated match...
3.6sbetween Kearney and Mr. Largo ended in a disqualification...
2.4sfor use of dog-doo on a stick. Lisa.
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2.33sAnd we are out.
2.13sAll right, kids. We learned a lot today.
3.2sNow this is what makes my job difficult.
2.87s- Bart, you're off the sports beat.
- What?
2.8sSorry, Bart, but you've gotta take some things seriously.
2.2sFrom now on, you're Lisa's coanchor.
2.5sWhat? Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
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1.77sAnchorman, huh?
3.34sWell, if I'm gonna be an anchorman, I better go bleach the crud off my teeth.
2.37sI'll be in makeup.
2.67sI don't need a coanchor. I'm a straight-A student.
2.44sLisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school--
2.3s"zazz." What is "zazz"?
2.7s"Zing," "zork," "kapowza"-- Call it what you want.