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2.13sCome on. This isn't a joke.
4.3sAll over town, kids are just waking up from their naps cranky and hungry for the news.
1.94sWow. Kent Brockman.
4sGood luck, kids. Where the hell's my grilled cheese?
2.54sI'd like a monkey, please.
2.3sAnd maybe one of those dogs. What do they do?
2.6sUh, they serve as seeing eyes for the blind, sir.
0.67sDo they do any other tricks?
0.43sjust the monkey then.
2.07sUh, may I inquire...
2.47sas to how you are "differently-abled"?
2.44sOh. I'm not handicapped.
2.37sI'm just lazy.
4.1sUh, sir, helper monkeys are only for the physically-challenged or enfeebled.
2.6sEnfeebled? Ooh, I know just the guy.
2.1sBe right back.
3.2sthis monkey's gonna change my life.
1.77sMind if I take him for a ride?
1.93sSure. I'll just stand here.