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3.4sBut in a way, isn't he everyone's son?
2.53sFor you see, that little hell-raiser...
2.74sis the spawn of every shrieking commercial,
2.27severy brain-rotting soda pop,
2.7severy teacher who cares less about young minds...
2.85sthan about cashing their big fat paychecks.
2.4sNo, Bart's not to blame.
4.4sYou can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings.
1.81sI'm Lisa Simpson.
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3.12sYou're right. It's all Willie's fault.
2.57sI've been a terrible father.
1.93sHey, Lise. Thanks.
3.27sBoy, that phony schmaltz of yours sure is powerful stuff.
2.47sUh, yeah. But I have a certain respect...
2.67sfor that whole "truth and hard work" thing that you do.