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3.24sThis is where the tears would be if I could cry. But I can't.
2.87sBotched face-lift. You could learn a lot from him, Maryann.
0.67sIt's Lisa.
1.6sMaryann's better.
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2.8sThey want cheap sentiment? I'll pump 'em so full of sap,
2.1sthey'll be blowing their nose with a pancake.
2.47sThey call her the "Cat Lady."
4.54sPeople say she's crazy just because she has a few dozen cats.
4.3sBut can anyone who loves animals that much really be crazy?
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3.74sThe old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore.
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