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2.43s"But after many years of backbreaking labor,
2.77sI find myself homeless and sleeping in a junkyard."
2.05sOh, how terrible. Read on.
3.34s"Should I abandon hope or fight on bravely against impossible odds?"
2.1sOh, this is too perfect.
0.49sIt is, isn't it?
3.45sI'm gonna put him on the air tonight. Live.
3.8sOh, Bart, you'll have to ride your bike pretty fast to get out there in time.
3sNah, I'll just take the chopper. They gave you a chopper?
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0.5sMojo, will you wipe my mouth?
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4.24sOh, for Pete sakes, why is that monkey wearing a diaper?
2.9sI thought he was housebroken? Meh.
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3.8sYou said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters,