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2.25sHe's-- Well, he's your son.
0.67sWhat?
2.74sWell, not literally.
3.4sBut in a way, isn't he everyone's son?
2.53sFor you see, that little hell-raiser...
2.74sis the spawn of every shrieking commercial,
2.27severy brain-rotting soda pop,
2.7severy teacher who cares less about young minds...
2.85sthan about cashing their big fat paychecks.
2.4sNo, Bart's not to blame.
4.4sYou can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings.
1.81sI'm Lisa Simpson.
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3.12sYou're right. It's all Willie's fault.
2.57sI've been a terrible father.
1.93sHey, Lise. Thanks.
3.27sBoy, that phony schmaltz of yours sure is powerful stuff.
2.47sUh, yeah. But I have a certain respect...
2.67sfor that whole "truth and hard work" thing that you do.
4.14sYou know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity,
2.47swe could make kids really care about the news.