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2.4sNo, Bart's not to blame.
4.4sYou can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings.
1.81sI'm Lisa Simpson.
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3.12sYou're right. It's all Willie's fault.
2.57sI've been a terrible father.
1.93sHey, Lise. Thanks.
3.27sBoy, that phony schmaltz of yours sure is powerful stuff.
2.47sUh, yeah. But I have a certain respect...
2.67sfor that whole "truth and hard work" thing that you do.
4.14sYou know, Bart, if we combine your showmanship with my integrity,
2.47swe could make kids really care about the news.
4.27sYou're right. If we work together, there's no stoppin' us.
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3.55sThe new, improved Kidz Newz has been canceled.
3.55sStay tuned for The Mattel And Mars Bar Quick Energy Chocobot Hour.
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1.72sYou can count on us, Mr. President.
2.87sMajor Nougat, Gooey, Cocoa,