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3.2sNow this is what makes my job difficult.
2.87s- Bart, you're off the sports beat.
- What?
2.8sSorry, Bart, but you've gotta take some things seriously.
2.2sFrom now on, you're Lisa's coanchor.
2.5sWhat? Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
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1.77sAnchorman, huh?
3.34sWell, if I'm gonna be an anchorman, I better go bleach the crud off my teeth.
2.37sI'll be in makeup.
2.67sI don't need a coanchor. I'm a straight-A student.
2.44sLisa, Bart's got something you can't learn in school--
2.3s"zazz." What is "zazz"?
2.7s"Zing," "zork," "kapowza"-- Call it what you want.
2.7sIn any language it spells mazuma in the bank.