2.7sNo, you can't hurt Bart!
2.25sHe's-- Well, he's your son.
0.67sWhat?
2.74sWell, not literally.
3.4sBut in a way, isn't he everyone's son?
2.53sFor you see, that little hell-raiser...
2.74sis the spawn of every shrieking commercial,
2.27severy brain-rotting soda pop,
2.7severy teacher who cares less about young minds...
2.85sthan about cashing their big fat paychecks.
2.4sNo, Bart's not to blame.
4.4sYou can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings.
1.81sI'm Lisa Simpson.
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