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1.53sHey, I can get a date, too.
2.44sNow that I'm single I'll attract all sorts of women.
4.17sWith my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.
2.77sSo... how's business?
3.84sAre you familiar with my friend Al Gore?
3.9sI'm telling you losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
2.53sYeah. It's pathetic, all right.
3.3sDum, da-da-doot, de-de, deet How much?
1.23sZapp Brannigan okay?