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1.7sMaybe we'd better talk in private.
2.5sI'll meet you in the closet.
5.27sAmy, I really like you as a friend but I think we're spending too much time together.
1.3sYou're breaking up with me?
3sI just think we should start seeing other people.
1.4sBut I was really having fun.
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1.17sIf that's how you feel--
0.97sI'm sorry, but it is.
1.27sWell, whatever.
5.51sHey, listen, as long as we're not seeing each other you mind if I ask someone else out for Valentine's Day?
1.27sHuh?!
2.77sI mean, unless it'd make you feel bad being a third wheel.
1.53sHey, I can get a date, too.
2.44sNow that I'm single I'll attract all sorts of women.
4.17sWith my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.
0.93sOh!
1.47sOh.
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2.77sSo... how's business?
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3.84sAre you familiar with my friend Al Gore?
3.9sI'm telling you losers get really desperate around Valentine's Day.
2.53sYeah. It's pathetic, all right.