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2.37sDo I hear wedding bells?
1.43sReally. Oh, dear.
2.77sOh, you're both very lucky.
3.49sI'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness.
2.8sIf only I weren't so desperately poor.
3.32sWait. You mean people will pay good money for romance?
3.74sI think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I--
2.4s$500 and time served.
2sStupid anti-pimping laws.
1.67sWell, pay the man.
2.27sBender, honey, we love you.
1.93sSure, baby, I know it.
5.59sAh, computer dating-- It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
1.18sBender, this is stupid.
2.82sWhy would anyone come to you for romantic help?
2.17sHey! Don't make me go upside your head.
1.73sPut your pants back on.
1.33sI need a stapler!
6.12sIf you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad.