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2.37sDo I hear wedding bells?
1.22sWhat?
0.67sNo!
1.43sReally. Oh, dear.
2.77sOh, you're both very lucky.
3.49sI'd pay anything to end my miserable loneliness.
2.8sIf only I weren't so desperately poor.
3.32sWait. You mean people will pay good money for romance?
3.74sI think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I--
2.4s$500 and time served.
2sStupid anti-pimping laws.
1.67sWell, pay the man.
2.27sBender, honey, we love you.
1.93sSure, baby, I know it.
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5.59sAh, computer dating-- It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
1.18sBender, this is stupid.
2.82sWhy would anyone come to you for romantic help?
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