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3.2sHermes, who were you yelling at?
1sMeself.
5.31sI asked meself for Valentine's Day off but I was in no mood for any of my shenanigans.
1.02sValentine's Day is coming.
1.03sOh, crap.
1.53sI forgot to get a girlfriend again.
2.82sWell, since neither of us has a date why don't we--
2.72sYou just assume I can't get a Valentine's date?
2.1sShall we say 8:00?
2.93sHey, I'm taking my new car out for a spin to Mercury.
1sAnybody want to come?
1.67sYeah, okay. What's the weather like?
0.77sThe usual.
2.04sBoiling lead, oceans of lava.
1.72sSo what? Shorts?
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1.65sBoy, this A/C is incredible.
1.83sOoh-ooh.
1.57sI'd better turn on the heater, too.
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2.3sBoy, this heater is incredible.