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1.73sI care plenty.
1.73sI don't know how to make them stop.
1.18sOne word-- Thundercougarfalconbird.
3.12sThe luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down.
3.84sAnd the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles.
3.6sAlso, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
1.83sThat's an awful lot of eagle.
2.15sYes, and yet--
3.97sIt is just that the luxury edition has so much more eagle.
2.8sIt saddens me to think of you missing out.
1.75sOh, don't be sad.
2.4sMy parents are paying and they're incredibly rich.
4.25sI installed shock-absorbing bumpers to reduce the risk of catastrophic butt failure.
2.32sYou, sir, have defaced a national treasure.
3.44sI demand you restore my buttocks to their former glory!